im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
if i died would you start the facebook group?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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