I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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