Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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