...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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