Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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