I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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