Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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