Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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