Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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