I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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