When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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