the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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