god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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