Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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