moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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