we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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