worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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