dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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