how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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