We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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