so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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