I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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