I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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