He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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