how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
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