please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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