i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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