Got a toothbrush?
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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