Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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