Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
did i walk over a car last night?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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