She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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