fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
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