i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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