At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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