I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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