I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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