Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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