I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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