I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
He has the fingertips of a God
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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