Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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