Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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