You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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