i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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