Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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