When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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