did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
Shame is for Republicans.
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