For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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