Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Did you just see the Batmobile???
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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