I wanna bring you to show and tell
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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