Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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