can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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