I cockslap morals
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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